What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

True - how I loved my mum!

What! how could you do that?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Do you know what she said mum?

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

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Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

What do you mean son?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”